Ten foot walls to keep cats out?

Where else can one find such a source of humour. 'The Cornish Times'.

This week we have a wonderful letter from some poor soul wanting the world to change, overnight please.

The subject of cats was aired, again. Could the Government please change the laws, make cats the same as dogs. Their owners could be forced to enclose their cats.

This could only be done with ten foot high steel walls around each garden, as cats can easily leap/climb higher. All new cats, to be kept in smaller runs, as at a cattery.

Cats to be trained not to bury their droppings but to leave them on the surface so that we humans can bury, dispose, of it instead.

We may have failed to train, control, cats for 3000 years, but can we all start now?

I haven't laughed so much since the SWEB toaster advert.

MR ROGERS

West Looe.